They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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