I cockslap morals
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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