i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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