ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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