you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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