Whod you bang
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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