i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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