Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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