I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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