i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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