I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
But break dance skills will only take you so far
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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