I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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