I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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