This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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