They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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