On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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