i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
