she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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