better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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