i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I can't turn off my feet"
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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