you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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