Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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