new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
we should paint friendship bongs
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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