at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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