have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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