But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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