Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
All the doctor said was why
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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