Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
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