let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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