Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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