let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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