Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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