We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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