The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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