I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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