Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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