DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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