chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
All the doctor said was why
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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