Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
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