Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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