to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
