we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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