i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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