I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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