Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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