My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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