the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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