Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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