whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Pappa wants mamma naked
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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