Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
time to smoke my breakfast
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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