dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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